What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is it possible for people who claim to be genuine and honest to actually not be? If so, why do they behave this way?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

What do teens do at night?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is US hell bent on a private capitalist free opinion sharing platform like Tiktok? What happened to their mantra of so-called free spirit of capitalism and freedom of expression that they have been preaching to the rest of the world for decades?

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do some guys treat girls so badly?